my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

wifi power

You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.

Hey MOM TURN THE WIFI POWER BACK ON!

by mlksaj May 21, 2021

WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit

person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down

by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021

Excla-wifi

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.

Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

the Wifies Effect

when two or more high-intellect individuals become collectively unintelligent when grouped together

Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to

by o23gfh July 31, 2025

Wifi Bunny

Noun / Slang

1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.

2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.

“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”

by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025