Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.

"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)

I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.

by Louija January 21, 2009

The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.

Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007

Whoopenstein

(n) great pain; bodily harm
(v) 1. To cause pain or bodily harm 2. word used to imply sex

(n) Harry has had the whoopenstein laid on him.
(v) 1. Harry may now concider himself whoopensteined. 2. How would u like to back to my place and whoopenstein the night away? *smack*

by Lloyd Marshall December 14, 2003

whooparound

Another word for a u-turn, especially under an overpass.

We were driving down the road and did a whooparound to go back the other way.

by Larry in Texas December 9, 2007

whoofers

Whoofers refer to the trails of hair that grow from the base of the head along the back sides of the neck.

Heath K. attracted many a wench with his long lustrous whoofers

by madyson rizzle April 14, 2008

Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper

I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook

by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009