White People

A term used to describe caucasians. Despite being called white, many of them are actually red due to them generally having a greater quantity of visibly dilated blood vessels under the skin of their faces as compared to peoples of other races. Ironically, “red” is a term they use to describe Native Americans despite the fact that far fewer of them have tomatoes for faces than white people. Certain notable members of this species also exhibit non-white skin tones, such as the famously orange POTUS Donald Trump.
White people are difficult to look at under bright sunlight due to the high reflectance of white surfaces.
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
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white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.
Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.
by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023
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White people's unfunny Goku

Goku is a universally loved character and if you don't then you're either boring or racist but probably both. A white people's unfunny Goku is usually a boring and/or unfunny character who is really loved only by white people.
by Myopinionisright June 10, 2024
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white people seasoning

Yo bro Dave uses white people seasoning
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If white people can't do it

than it was aliens
"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR
by speedybump October 19, 2019
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white people phrases

White people phrases are phrases used by white people, typically ones trying to sound cool or “dangerous.” They typically use words like champ, white chocolate, buddy, pal, or Oh brother!
Gavin was insulted in the burger king bathroom, and he said,” listen here buddy! You’re barking up the wrong tree!” The stranger responded,” stop saying white people phrases!”

Em dropped her vegan cereal, causing her to scream, ”UH OHHHHH SPAGHETTIO!”
by True author June 06, 2023
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