Whiskey Dick

when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.

so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick

by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum

Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish

by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015

Whiskey Lag

When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.

Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish

by CaderTater April 23, 2010

Whiskey Stain

A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.

"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"

by JudgeETOX June 3, 2009

whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.

I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty

by merrik5 April 10, 2013

whiskey moment

Unlike a "man moment" or "nigga moment", a whiskey moment is when two people who are on a purely platonic level for a variety of reasons, mutually enjoy a really hard drink over some mutually exchanged rememberence of recently learned experience through a significant portion of struggle.

Whether or not the struggle was being celebrated as a result of the very recent experience, is irrelevant. The struggle could be being "celebrated" (or simply acknowledged) as a result of struggle over the past year, or a series of struggles that haven't been acknowledged over the past several years.

The bottom line being, that the moment is being acknowledged with an influential friend/mentor-type of person in your life as a pivoting experience of your life, with goals of moving forward in a much more productive and useful direction.

Getting flat-out drunk may or may not be a part of the equation, but being responsible about your behaviour in the duration of this chunk of time is critical in defining how you will continue to successfully move forward from this experience.

If however, the problem/struggle involves alcohol abuse...the "whiskey moment" can still be represented as a metaphorical one, but acknowledging the moment with some mutually agreed upon non-alcoholic (or whiskey-flavoured) alternative, is.

"Even though he's been struggling with cancer over the past year, he insisted that we have a whiskey moment to remind me that my own life is not worth continuing to throw it away, abusing drugs and alcohol."

by Ro Nin May 19, 2015