by 007 Styx October 29, 2017
Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!
2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!
3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!
2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!
3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022
A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Usually triggers people.
Usually triggers people.
by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017
A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016
Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011
Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of what our parents want, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.
1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "What do our parents want?"
2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "What do our parents want?"
3: "What do our parents want?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "What do our parents want?"
3: "What do our parents want?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
by William Santiago July 26, 2007
by Nastina August 06, 2005