Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

Pull a Weintraub

When you are out with a group of friends (greater than 5). You leave when you are ready to leave ...and leave the goodbye's, until next time.

It is like an Irish Goodbye, except it is not, because you are pulling a Weintraub. Unlike, the Irish Goodbye, pulling a Weintraub does not involve the word Goodbye at all.

When you pull a Weintraub, you will know what an example looks like!!

by Weintraub & Weintraub July 15, 2011

weinerhosen

Condom, as desribed in WaiWai column of Mainichi Daily News.

Japanese researchers do bang-up job developing ultra-thin weinerhosen.

by Blue January 7, 2005

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

Weintrobed

To be held captive in an email chain.

I was weintrobed...no one would remove me from that email about cookie recipes!

by Joe Waterloo February 27, 2009