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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.
joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"
by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023
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weapons of mass destruction

1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.

2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.
1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy
by Randy Bounds December 11, 2003
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weakdick

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.
You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.
by B-Drac November 8, 2003
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Weapon

weap•on Pronounced (wwweapon)
n.

Slang term meaning strikingly good, effective, or skillful.
Replacement for the word wicked. A highly popular term of recent, commonly used in South West London.
Q: Boyce, you down the Dukes tonight?

A: Wwweapon!
by Simon-Guy May 10, 2005
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Weaponized Butt Juice

Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.
Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?

Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.
by The Urban Lenny February 23, 2009
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Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.
I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!
by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005
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weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.
Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.
by P-Money315 March 21, 2010
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