Cincinnati Water

An alcoholic drink consisting of Smirnoff and Everclear. The potency of the drink is up to the discretion of the drink maker, adding more or less Everclear depending on their mood. The drink derives its name at the University of Cincinnati where it was invented and coined by Alex Fragiskatos. It is a dig at Cincinnati's uncleanly reputation. The murky drink is said to resemble the city water of Cincinnati.

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by tetrachordfetuses March 7, 2010

Getting Waltered

v- Getting so immensely intoxicated you begin to act similar to a hillbilly named Walter of the woods of Andover, CT

Bro 1: "Dude its Ben and Brendan's 21st birthday this weekend."

Bro 2: "Yeah I know everyone is gonna be getting waltered"

by TimetogetWaltered December 30, 2011

your ass sucks canal water

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

Water Strider

The Water Strider is an insect that uses surface tension to walk on the surface of water.

Water Striders are such show offs

by Look Over There! ----> September 9, 2009

Water Breacher

When you take a shit that comes out of the water, making the smell breach from its water shield.

Wait a couple of minutes, I just had a water breacher, it'll stink for a while.

by kevro February 11, 2015

Water Waffle

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019