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watchening

verb;

the act of "watching" tv but mainly listening to it because you are busy doing other things.
This morning I was watchening the Morning Joe show talk about what an idiot Trump is.
by Cat City January 26, 2017
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Watchmrrobot aka Chris

Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot
by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022
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Scientific Witchery

Bob: Dude, do you know that Cat urine glows under a black light ?
Lob: Are you serious? What kind of Scientific Witchery is that!
by hangohan February 20, 2020
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I'm being watched

person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."
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watcheo

a spanglish word derived from the words watch and veo, spanish for see
Te watcheo al rato.
-I'll see u around.
Te estoy watcheando.
-I'm watching you.
Te voy a watchear.
-I'll be watching u.

Watchea the way u talk to me homes.
by Gilberto O. December 14, 2008
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Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
by OhCocoa May 22, 2011
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Chris Wascher

1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.

2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.

3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.

4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.

5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.

6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."

2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"

Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"

3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"

4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."

5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."

6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011
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