washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

walking meme

tom holland

tom holland is a walking meme

by tomsquacksons July 30, 2018

Arkansas Walking Crip

When you and 5 or more friends hire an elderly (must be 70 and older) prostitute with cane. As ritual in Arkansas the youngest male of the group must shove the handle end of the cane inside the vagina of the prostitute. If done correctly the prostitute will have a third "leg" which will assist her in walking. Also known as an AWC

*2 guys in a car*
Guy 1:Check out that prostitute!
Guy 2:Woah you see that cane! She's an Arkansas Walking Crip!
Guy 1:See knows her way around the block with a few guys.
Guy 1:She definitely got AIDS.

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

leonard washington

The badass dude on Chappelle's Show played by none other than...Dave Chappelle.

"My name is Leonard Washington. Where I'm from...there's a little town called none of ya god damn dusiness."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

Walking taco

Available females.

I hope this party has walking tacos the last one was a sausage fest.

by pseudidilyodonym November 23, 2009

Walking Petri Dish

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.

Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."

by PennieGirl August 11, 2005

Washington Heights

(also known as the heights, da heightz, home of the haze, domincans'vill and like our parents say: Guashington Heights)
The neighborhood in uptown Manhattan- NY famously known for the large population of Dominicans. It goes from 157th street all the way up to Dyckman.

Used to be New York's crime capital back in the 50's through the late 70's and had alot of Irish, Jews, crackheads, prostitutes and in much more poverty. Not so much anymore though. However, you still see alot of Jews and rich white people hidden in the quiet neighborhoods nobody knows about.

"I went to Washington Heights yesterday and those Dominicans have so much fun!"

by Glammerz September 4, 2005