Mr. Washington

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.

Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"

by Nick D August 26, 2004

waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)

Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."

by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011

George Washington

The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.

George Washington was fierce.

by ssos September 25, 2014

Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

Washington Pav

The Washington Pavilion is an arts and science building in downtown Sioux Falls, SD. The Wells Fargo Cinedome is in the building, along with the Kirby Science Discovery Zone.

I went to see a movie at the Washington Pav with my sister.

by Zoeanne October 3, 2006

Washington Browner

Australian Colloquial Expression for someone too interested in what everyone else is doing...

I.e. Nosey

Jesus! What a Washington Browner!!

by Destrier May 27, 2009