by SlobRoach June 8, 2020
Get the Lil Walmartmug. A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.
Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.
by #1SouthernGrace February 26, 2014
Get the walmart cowboymug. Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.
by Bad Billy December 1, 2003
Get the Walmart cakemug. Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
Get the Walmart Wolverinemug. Personal Story:
I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014
Get the walmart slacksmug. An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.
by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012
Get the Walmart obsessionmug. She's a Walmart 10
by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016
Get the Walmart 10mug.