walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.

Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.

by Roper777 November 26, 2018

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020

walmart version

a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.

"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."

by actualplant February 27, 2021

Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)

Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful

by Chica8759 March 26, 2022

Walmart Girl

A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality

what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl

by brownfromindia April 15, 2023

Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.

Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”

by Hammer27 May 11, 2023