walmarturd

a bland, generic corporate chain store, that's exactly the same no matter which one you go to, like walmart. each store of any such chain has exactly the same stuff in the same location, with asshole 20-something managers bossing over 50-something workers whose well paying manufacturing jobs were lost to China when Wal*mart told the manufacturer to make it there.

*walks into the 13th Borders on a long road trip*

Shopper1: Are you sure we're in Texas, i swear i saw that cashier in Iowa last week
Shopper2: Yeah, this is just another walmarturd: same books, same cashiers, even the homeless people pretending to shop look the same.

by dispassionate August 15, 2005

Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010

Walmart Town

A town that Walmart came into and made all the other stores go bankrupt.

I wish I could work somewhere that would pay me enough so I could eat, but this is a Walmart Town.

by Present Pheasant December 22, 2009

Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.

"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."

by whitknee1 October 9, 2009

walmart feeling

the stressed-out, claustrophobic-like feeling you start to feel when being in a large store such as walmart. the aisles are crowded and hard to maneuver, you cant find what your looking for, and then after all that the checkout line is torturously long.
feeling enclosed in a large store, or crowded area.
feeling anxious to leave.

I was grocery shopping today and suddenly got that walmart feeling, and I just really wanted to get out of there..

I'm having a bad day already, if I go shopping with you, I'll just get that walmart feeling.

by manda_panda December 7, 2013

dirty Walmart

When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.

I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.

by Walmart Jesus November 5, 2015

walmart-camper

People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.

Those damn walmart-campers stole our parking spot again...

by urban-porn-stealer November 24, 2010