Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.

“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers

by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

wait no

used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"

"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"

by catherinebitch February 12, 2018

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.

*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

by Asgoo August 23, 2017

waiting game

This term is used to describe the process of waiting for something you wish to obtain/achieve (usually drugs).

Have you heard back from Bob on the weed hookup?
No, I'm still playing the waiting game!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006

Waitkoss

Someone who is a hobo.

I was walking down the street one day and saw a Waitkoss. What a loser!

by Darth Vator's sister May 16, 2010

wait a minuet!

an expression used by tigger in winnie-the-pooh to say wait a minute in a more awesome way.

pooh: lets go eat honey
tigger: wait a minuet!

by Crazypotterlover March 19, 2013