After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.
Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
by StcVader May 27, 2012
Get the Mr. Wilsonmug. by elouk July 27, 2006
Get the dirty wilsonmug. Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014
Get the rusty wilsonmug. Rad lad on the internet, but a shut in irl. Can’t think of a better weekend than Netflix and naps. Conspiracy theories are a given, as well as serial killer documentaries. Snacks are the way to Georgia’s heart. Long walks on the beach are for chumps, short drive to a Chinese food place is perfect for pastime.
by Gingerbreadgeez May 23, 2018
Get the Georgia Wilsonmug. the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.
BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"
by Dunstt June 18, 2021
Get the fergus wilsonmug. Shildon warrior
Loves the balloons now and again
Can’t forget her favourite echo falls
Loves to do the dirty buisness with that one group of lads she’s been through a few of them now
One of them was the worst she’s had which was a disappointment to her
She’s a bit of a wrongen
She’s got a bit of a lisp aswell
Loves the balloons now and again
Can’t forget her favourite echo falls
Loves to do the dirty buisness with that one group of lads she’s been through a few of them now
One of them was the worst she’s had which was a disappointment to her
She’s a bit of a wrongen
She’s got a bit of a lisp aswell
by I love MD December 8, 2019
Get the Elle Wilsonmug. by Urban224 May 1, 2020
Get the Ben Wilsonmug.