Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth

Manny is a Girth Warrior

by void nz February 17, 2015

armchair warrior

someone who has never served in the military, but who rah-rahs a war when it is broadcast on TV from his armchair while swilling beer. He thinks it is all a game to watch and he buys items (like T-shirts) that celebrate the war and are sold by oily corporate yuppies who want to make a few bucks off a national wave of "patriotism". Armchair warriors call that "supporting the troops" but do not think at all about the dangers inherant in war and do not want to lift a finger to help returning veterans get rehabilitation or treatment for their disabilities. They just want to see the modern day TV gladiators "kick some ass" for their amusement. They are SMFs.

Senator Bonehead voted for the war. He never served in the Armed Forces, he claimed that all the "minorities" and "little people" were doing the job for him. Every night he goes home and watches the news to see how many enmy combatants are killed. He cheers the U.S. forces on for "kicking ass" while chugging down his beer. He is a prime example of an armchair warrior.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008

Keyboard Warrior

A person who acts tough, or puts down others over the internet.

"Dude this guy was being a Keyboard Warrior to me last night."

"What'd he say?"

"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."

by AZNSMADERICE! October 17, 2009

Zulu Warrior

In rugby when your first try(score) is scored, you are required to remove your clothing, either after the match or at the social, and run around naked or doing something naked... it then ends when you shoot the boot.(drinking a beer from yours or someone's rugby cleat)

Hey! Zulu warrior... come on and shoot the boot. You Zulu warrior... "It's not gay we're all teammates."

by ksu zulu warrior January 19, 2009

Social Justice Warrior

Someone who beats a conservative in an argument.

Person A: "So anyway, the facts show that..."

Person B: "SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!"

by am bam July 17, 2018

warriorrust

Warriorrust is a Rust streamer on twitch and probably the best fragger after w0nder on the game Rust. His trim is kinda dead but it is what it is.

Yo bro warriorrust just went live!

by w0nder October 29, 2020

Zoom Warrior

As a direct consequence of the COVID pandemic, the iconic trade-show driven Road Warrior salesman has been transformed into a mere digital shadow of its former presence.

You goin' to the Consumer Electronics Show, HIMSS Conference or BrewEXPO this year?
Kinda. Everything is on-line, I guess this year I'm Zoom Warrior.

by YAWA September 5, 2020