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walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!
by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014
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Wackensack

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...
I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.
by newyorkcitylondonlosangeles December 22, 2017
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Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.
“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne
by Brando1970 August 29, 2020
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Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion
by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021
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pepi walkings

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.
"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"
by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004
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booty walkin

the male version of the "walk of shame". as men are rarely ashamed of their walk, they need a different term for it. noun form is the "booty walk".
man after i hooked up with Karen i was booty walkin the whole way back covered in hickeys.
by johnnybgood27 September 30, 2009
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fin walker

A turd that's so long it sticks out higher than the toilet water level. Reference: A porpoise at Sea World doing a backward fin walk in the show.
I had not shit in a week and finally produced a "fin walker" that took 4 flushes to go down.
by Les Izmore June 16, 2017
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