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Wake-up Break-up

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
by Praerk May 1, 2010
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Watkeys

The act of receiving a blumpkin while picking win, place, or show for todays simulcast racing, drinking a beer, smoking a Camel Unfiltered, and eating a jelly donut.
Mike you have been in a great mood lately, what gives? I finally convinced the old lady that a watkeys a day keeps the doctors away.
by Joe Dietz March 9, 2008
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Wake and Cake

Bro, this morning I had the best wake and cake session. She was amazing!
by minirampage March 16, 2014
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Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010
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Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Wake County of North Carolina. It was recently under construction to build a four story tower building. It does not have as many teenage drunks or potheads as their rival school Wackfield(Wakefield).

Wake Forest Rolesville has an amazing football team and graduation rate.

The football team went to the state championships for 4-AA for the first time in school history in 2010.

The softball team won 100 straight games, too.
The Marching Band also went to the finals at their competition in Sanderson High School. They placed 7/8 in the finals, but 7/20 in all.
Wake Forest Rolesville High School is an amazing school.

We are the superior school compared to the school across the river and inside the woods called Wackfield(Wakefield).
by Star Fox Elite February 18, 2011
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Zelda: The Wind Waker

A game for the Gamecube with cel-shaded graphics.A wonderful game,some people may find it to kiddish as it has cartoon graphics.
by Billy/Matt May 17, 2003
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girl's wake

When walking behind a girl that smells nice, you constantly smell her as the air that she displaces when walking gets filled with perfume.
Whoah, I was behind 99 the other day, that girl's wake was amazing :)
by DerekD February 24, 2008
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