Volgons

The Volgons are probably the single most unpleasant race of the Universe. They are green and slobby, and entirely dreadful. Their poetry is the third worst in the Universe, and by no accounts should you ever let it be read to you, especially by a Vogon himself. In one instance of a Volgon poetry recital, several people died from internal hemorrhaging and one man only managed survival by gnawing off his own leg. The only thing they ever did for the Universe was get rather fat and rich and cause people to have to fill out quite a lot of paperwork, not to mention destroying Earth precisely five minutes before The Question was to be figured out. Their own planet was so disgusted with them that from that day forward it only created the most beautiful and graceful of creatures, such as the diamond-encrusted crabs which the Volgons had quite a tomfoolery of smashing and consuming, even well after they left their home planet to pursue economics.

Human: "My ears are bleeding!"
Hooloovoo: "You should never have allowed those Volgons to read you poetry!"

by chickennuggetandpotato May 23, 2011

vovo

One who is conspicuously promiscuous; a slut.

Brian screwed at least three people at Jim's party last night! He is such a vovo!

by lbrygk February 24, 2009

vulvovaginologist

A doctor specializing specifically in both the external and internal sections of the female genitalia; vulva and vagina.
Like a gynecologist, only better.

Dr. Johnston studied for 4 years in medical school to become a vulvovaginologist.

by Jenber Kirkbach February 15, 2010

volio

the slang word the oh so wonderful Skye Sweetnam uses to describe her rebellious thoughts. Volio, Romeo, or Napolio (which ever you prefer) is an old dude who can write way better than you can any day.

I don't need to read Billy Shakespeare, meet Juliet or my volio!

by Skye Sweetnam January 3, 2004

Volcom-madness

Obsession and madness induced from the working in a Volcom store and the wearing of Volcom merchandising. Behavior includes yelling at strangers wearing Volcom paraphernalia, having an entire wardrobe of their clothes and dreaming about working there again.

"OMG, he's wearing a Volcom T-shirt!" "Had another dream about Volcom last night" "Did you see their new range online??"-She has the Volcom-madness, She caught the Volcom madness from working there too long.

by IHeartAshley April 27, 2011

gorilla volva

A Harry fat vagina

"That chick I almost fucked last night had a gorilla volva

by Stonerzilla November 7, 2015

volcom

rainyman right, they dont give or even show you the stuff on ther site, at www.volcom.com or www.volcoment.com

thatrs right if you people knew anything Volcom has a stage at the
Vans Warped Tour, they have always

you can only find this stuff at shows
like volcom entertainment shows, or
the Volcom booth's at the warp tour
or get sponsered by them, by skate,
snow,surf, or a band

volcom entertainment roster includes
ASG,Guttermouth,Pepper,a single grame,
A Faith Called Chaos,
Another Damm Dissapointment

Not Blink 182(even tho i like Blink 182)

there morre that ill type later

i went to the Take Action Tour

and saw some guy at the sugartcult

hawkthrone heigths booth

wearing a hard to find

Volcom shirt, that he found for free,

it goes hand with rainyman said that

shirt nearly impossible to find

that guy got scene points rigth away

by VoLcOm Anti-flag April 8, 2005