velvet sock

The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.

"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."

by Lightbringer69 November 20, 2013

velvet hammer

A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.

Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."

by Stephen2 January 7, 2008

velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 23, 2003

velvet hammer

A very soft hammer. It would not hurt if someone smacked you around with it.

smack!

by person yo-yo July 24, 2003

velvet rose

velvet rose is the act of having rough anal sex until the person receiving anal sex anus gapes and blood leaks out the anus.

Your mom is not on her period i just gave her a velvet rose.

by travy and jnasty July 28, 2010

red velvet

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012

Velvet Elvis

A peanut-butter and banana grilled sandwich. The preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in butter, with both sides containing peanut butter and sliced bananas. Sometimes called a velvis.

Dude, I just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.

Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.

by Velvis May 17, 2011