"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."
by Lightbringer69 November 21, 2013
A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.
Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."
by Stephen2 December 10, 2007
"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."
by matt October 24, 2003
by person yo-yo July 24, 2003
velvet rose is the act of having rough anal sex until the person receiving anal sex anus gapes and blood leaks out the anus.
by travy and jnasty July 28, 2010
When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 10, 2012
1. Velvet that is esp. smooth and soft to the touch. Rather easy to damage, and is usually saved for use as a scarf or shawl.
2. A chat addict, very friendly and nice when you need assistance, but a complete bitch when not happy. Also the sissy of Anna. Is married to Mako, and is owned by Redline and KnightWalker.
2. A chat addict, very friendly and nice when you need assistance, but a complete bitch when not happy. Also the sissy of Anna. Is married to Mako, and is owned by Redline and KnightWalker.
The soft velvet scarf was purple in color and added depth to the total emsamble.
*SoftVelvet pounces and snuggles Anna tight
*SoftVelvet pounces and snuggles Anna tight
by sugarqueen April 18, 2003