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vegan

self-entitled individuals filled with hubris who abstain from consuming animal-based products, who promote themselves to a moral standard the rest of us can only dream of achieving.
Geoff was indignant that the batch of cookies his co-worker brought to the office didn't include a vegan option.

Ashleigh declared, repeatedly, that being vegan is the best way to live, thereby completely discounting 200,000 years of human evolution.
by Cynic1978 July 5, 2016
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vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!
i m vegan and and you should be too.
by z May 13, 2005
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vegan

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."
by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008
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veganism

The state in which someone deprives their self of anything that tastes good in an attempt to save an animal that is already dead.
The vegan wouldn't eat the cake, cookies, or brownies because it was exploiting the chicken that gave the eggs.

The vegan had to be hospitalized when they became stranded on a desert island and would only eat the microscopic supply of celery in their pocket. Stupid veganism....
by Yawwwwwwwnn December 27, 2006
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vegan

vegan: a perosn who chooses to live life differntly and is constantly harrased by meat eaters ... who B***h and complain about vegans being nazis. VEgans are SOMIN'N HOT you can only achieve the greatest point of hotness if u where vegan ! TAKE THAT U UN-HOT MEAT EATERS !!
vegan people have reached the ultimate stage of humanity and hotness.
by Raynasoycandy May 2, 2006
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vegan

A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.
Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?
by everynameitryistaken May 6, 2006
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vegan

Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.

Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: For sure!
by Scodam Guttaway October 17, 2010
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