Vagina Rhino

Some one who is female but is very aggressive and could be referred to as a 'tank' or 'brute' usually used to describe tough women or lesbians

Can also be used to describe ugly women, possibly old. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Example 1
Man 1: "Man, Anne Robinson sure is scary"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's one hell of a Vagina Rhino!"

Example 2
Man 1: "Do you like Susan Boyle?"
Man 2: "Hell no, she's a vagina rhino!"

by Nighthawk23 November 30, 2011

Vagina Tax

Money spent on the pursuit of a vagina. The vagina tax is a progressive tax (I.e tax rates are dependent on the vagina quality index). Vagina taxes are known to be excessive and often counterproductive.

Damn! That girl come with a large vagina tax.

by Deadmau5338 March 3, 2015

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016

markiplier sandy vagina

What Markiplier called himself in “Markiplier makes: A sand castle”.

“I’m Markiplier sandy vagina.

by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

by six30two December 22, 2010

vaginadodger

One who is afraid of vagina, Fear that vagina will harm or dismember parts of you member.

People without a face are vaginadodgers

by Predatordise May 22, 2009