89 vision

The act of being stoned

It was the best day of my life, I had the 89 vision.

by C wall March 25, 2007

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

by epavan February 1, 2006

tunnel vision

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.

a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."

by pmdbwc January 23, 2007

18 visions

Kick ass metalcore band that kinda went soft but its ok they still rule.

dude i saw 18 visions last night, they fuckin rocked

by G Moore October 11, 2004

Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.

Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!

by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011

Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn

I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision

by DarrenTanKJackso February 4, 2019

Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021