AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013

Vampirefreaks

A social networking website for those of a altnernative, industrial, gothic culture ect, though it is mainly full of emos ,scene kids, attentionwhores and perverts.

Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.

Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.

User profiles often consist of

- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.

person 1 : hai i joined vampirefreaks cos im so dark and alternative.
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.

vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)

person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )

by JoannaT May 24, 2010

Vampt

When someone you know or notice someone walking by, and has clearly noticeable bite marks. Generally these marks are on the neck. These marks are very obvious, but can be on other parts of the body as well.

Woah you can definately tell that guy got lucky last night. His girlfriend Vampt the hell outta his neck.

by Mangocruz February 22, 2010

penis vampire

1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.

3. a cocksucker

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

by man with no name December 27, 2008

P-Vamp

short for penis vampire; describes a girl who loves sucking dick so much that those who know her/ have had their dicks sucked by her suspect she may need to give head just to stay alive, much in the same way a vampire needs blood. P-vamps can go out in the sunlight making them more dangerous then regular vampires, kinda like Blade. When making fun of a P-vamp use the original dracula/ translyvanian accent and say "i vant to suck your cock" and pretend she acctually talks like that.

Man, you got your dick sucked by Megan again, that girls such a P-Vamp.

by High Life AP April 18, 2005

Vampire Kitty

A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!

"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"

"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"

"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"

"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"

by Te'shan Prince April 17, 2009