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Valley Girl

A term used to describe a girl who attends St. Mary’s Malankara Orthodox Church in Chatsworth. The designation does not require residency in the San Fernando Valley; it solely applies based on church affiliation.

Plural: Valley Girls
Person 1: "Yo, are you hanging out with Emily, Alana, and Rachel tomorrow?"
Person 2: "You mean the Valley Girls? Yup."
by Chef Josh December 2, 2024
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Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Valley Cum Worm

A cocktail made from A Bolthouse Vanilla Chai Protein Drink and two fingers of Smirnoff Lemonade Vodka. Only felt in taste receptor cells unused since the advent of fermented horse milk by steppe cultures, aftertaste hits in the cervix, not the throat.
Launa blacked out after drinking the Valley Cum Worm
by Nujaqaqtut January 22, 2026
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Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.
Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.
by hnoss March 23, 2017
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Mill Valley

A city in Marin County, California, that was the basis for the South Park episode "Smug Alert!" The people of Mill Valley are generally smug, entitled hermits who live in tiny 837 sq ft shacks that they paid $1.2 million for.

Mill Valley is known as the home of the down low Shermitard as well, the best friend of the JaysBoyToy.
"Dude, I used to live on Amicita in Mill Valley and I can't believe that my dad made us live like third world paupers just so he could drive a Range Rover with a Grateful Dead sticker."
by Jays Boy Toy September 19, 2012
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