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upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.
I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.
by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011
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Upper Peninsula of Michigan

Located directly above the lower peninsula of Michigan, it's probably the most ignored piece of land in all of America. Constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the UP specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. However boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly good at. Those things would be racism, drug abuse, and no cell phone service. So, if you're a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole family, feel free to hop on over to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, you won't regret it.
I do not recommend coming to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan if you are not white, you will most likely get stared down in any and every public place.
by dubnation_02 October 31, 2017
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upper piedmont

Any part of Piedmont thats above Highland Ave, rich and/or upper class residents live here
Guy 1: yea, i live in upper piedmont
Guy 2: damn, you must be loaded!
by JB3 January 20, 2008
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Upper Puff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.
Lisa tickled my eyebrows with her Upper Puff while I was going down on her last night.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).
I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.
by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013
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upper manhattan

The Northern Area of Manhattan, New York, NY. - Including parts such as Washington Heights, Harlem, etcetera.
"Yeah, I live in Upper Manhattan. I take the A train almost every day."
by Mxrtinezz March 29, 2015
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upper triple decker

The highest form of house party fuck you like an upper Decker basically but instead it just shitting in the top tank oh someone's toilet you triple in that b****
Example

like if you're talking to some chick at her birthday party and everything's going good like you about play that vagina like a harmonica then her boyfriend shows up then and she starts to diss you out and act like she don't know you that's grounds for automatic upper Triple Decker so you run down to the gas station and fill up on Slim Jims and exlax and go back to the party and drink everything in sight mix it all together and then go to the bathroom and let it rip
by Simmens the strange June 14, 2018
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