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updog

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)
Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!
by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008
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Updation

A slang word derived from the word 'update' that applies solely to juicy new information someone has on drama or their love life.
Megan was asked out by the love of her life, and upon running into Alison in the hall at work, told her that they needed to have an updation sesh over coffee. Little did she know, Alison had an an even juicier updation about her new job.
by Ida Diseno September 13, 2011
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Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed
by kinger22 June 20, 2011
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updog

(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.
Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."

Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."
by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007
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Updog

The smell of your finger after it has been up your dogs ass hole.
It smells like updog in here!
by DaveYourBoy January 23, 2017
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Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White

Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"
by Dmaster0001 June 21, 2010
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update whore

A person who would sleep with a fat ass to get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pieces of shit writing that some 12 year old queer wrote filled with yaoi and lemon.
Jessica is such an update whore, she slept with me for an update.
by j'mall December 29, 2007
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