Umbrella Job

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

by Riley J April 10, 2008

grab an umbrella

a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.

Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"

by quiggler August 20, 2007

upside down umbrella

A device used to collect giraffe semen.

the zookeeper had a good grasp on the upside down umbrella so he did not miss a drop

by disco_stu912 November 22, 2013

Umbrella Job

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

by Riley J April 11, 2008

umbrella corporation

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UmbrellaCorporation.COM, UmbrellaCorporation.TV, UmbrellaCorporation.US, UMBCorp.com, UMBWeb.com

by Mauricio Lopez August 29, 2005

Carrying an umbrella

Carrying an umbrella is a secret sign for batting for the other team

Clearly Noah carries an umbrella, he loves men.

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

umbie

One part of a pair that is so close that it seems as though sometimes they are attached by an umbilical cord

Umbies - the pair of people who are practically biologically attached

"God Margaret and Max are always together, they need to cut the fucking umbilical cord"
"No its ok, they're totes umbies and we've all learned to accept it."

"Wow, I'm surprised to see you without your umbie"

by umbilical August 16, 2011