Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work

“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”

by Dontcallme808 October 25, 2025

Upside Down Show

When you're on the receiving end of the Blow Job, and you lay her on her back and have her head hang off the edge. This move causes you to rub her thought more and smack your balls on her face.

"Yo dude, I gave Brittny the Upside Down Show last night"
"Man, you had to mess her up"

by MtB January 29, 2020

Upside Down Pineapple

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.

Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.

by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021

Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.

P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski

by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022

upside down Woopsie Wazey

When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.

I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.

by Bigbagger1231 August 19, 2023

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023