*u*

Being stuck in the friend zone

Sorry but your in *u*

by Pondering Our Existence May 6, 2020

No u

Cancels every single insult this anybody in this universe

Dad: can you take out the trash

Me: no I-
Dad: ur mom gay lol
Me: no u
Dad: *evaporates into nothingness*

by Ice cream holster February 27, 2018

u

Text shorthand for You

Text shorthand is usfl nd ny one who tnks dffrnt is a twt nd
r cmpltly cntish

by uncle marmajuke September 8, 2006

U:

A face showing general surprise and/or shooping of one's whoop. Can be accompanied by a ! or ? to show either exclamation or questioning. Can also be made into an angry face with the addition of a < or > sign, depending on the facing of said face.

edd: DUDE CHECK THIS OUT
john: U:!

edd: DUDE YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST HEARD?
john: U:?

edd: DUDE I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!111
john: U:<

by That_Face January 27, 2008

uing

When you tickle your partner's privates.

Yesterday her and I went to uing.

by StrangerInMyTub. January 26, 2012

(U)

A dick in a pussy

We did this: (U) last night.

by blah March 8, 2004

UED

Unexpected Emergency Dump. Usually the kind that happens when you are about to leave or when you are when you do not have a lot of time.

Angry Step Dad: Where's Ross? If he isn't ready i swear I'm leaving him this time!

Child one: IDK

(10 minutes later)

Child two: Sorry, I had a UED.

by sxy AZN March 10, 2010