Tying the royal shoe

A euphemism for fellatio. Inspired by a photo from the royal wedding of Kate and Prince William where the angle and a strategically placed wall conspired to made the simple act of Kate tying Prince William's show seem to suggest her performing oral sex upon the Prince.

Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.

by RoyalPleasure May 27, 2011

Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018

TPing

Where kids "decorate" peoples houses|yards|trees with toilet paper

Typically done during homecoming

Dude! Wanna go TPing? It's homecoming!

by AbigailKoopa October 3, 2012

Tyoing

You meant to write “typing” but instead your finger slipped and you hit O instead of P and then you googled as a joke now your here

Man I suck at tyoing

by Hibcoolness September 27, 2018

Soul Tying

Having sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

"Jena and I fucked on her period, best way for soul tying."

by TheFuckery4k November 30, 2021

shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

tyoping

purposefully typing in typos

im actually fine its just dark and im tyoping

by captaincanyon December 14, 2011