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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016
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Twitterbook

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.
"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"
by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009
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Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
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Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."
by jackfelldown January 22, 2011
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