Twink Drink

Shitty douching water. As we all know, twink are submissive bottoms, and they need to douche before anal sex so they wont shit in bed. After the water sits in their rectum and mixes with shit, it becomes stanky and cloudy. That creates the twink drink.

- Are you ready to get your ass destroyed? i saw the Twink Drink in the toilet
- Oh dont mind that daddy
- I took a straw and tried it, tastes earthy😍

by Björk’s queef August 30, 2023

Super-Twink

People named Levi

"Yeah, Levi is a super-twink."

by NotGayforSoup69 August 09, 2022

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora March 15, 2018

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 02, 2017

twink crusher

Somebody so fat that can crush a twink

That person is a twink crusher

by DarthGigi May 19, 2023

Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller May 31, 2015

twink on a sink

Louis Tomlinson sitting on a sink

Me:*looks at Louis Tomlinson sitting on a sink* "Look at the twink on a sink"

by G@ywh0r3 August 30, 2021