troglodithe

a) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws

b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):

a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters

mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.

Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster

mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.

Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

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troglodashian

A person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite sex and gain free media attention.

That girl is such a troglodashian - I can't believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!

Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!

by SugarCubeQueen February 12, 2017

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