Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015

Is when you go to a web page and there are too many pop up ads to be closed. The reason why the internet sucks.
Adam: "I want to to listen to this song but these stupid pop up ads keep coming up."
Will: "You must be stuck in some Pop Up Traffic."
Adam: "Schist. This was a good site."
Will: "You must be stuck in some Pop Up Traffic."
Adam: "Schist. This was a good site."
by Julian Castro December 23, 2008

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
by Kalisiin November 6, 2011

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
by TTM September 6, 2005

by shelly01 August 31, 2006

(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.
Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
by Shizzon November 7, 2008
