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purple traffic cone

Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety
Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015
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Pop Up Traffic

Is when you go to a web page and there are too many pop up ads to be closed. The reason why the internet sucks.
Adam: "I want to to listen to this song but these stupid pop up ads keep coming up."
Will: "You must be stuck in some Pop Up Traffic."
Adam: "Schist. This was a good site."
by Julian Castro December 23, 2008
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Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
by Kalisiin November 6, 2011
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Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
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redneck traffic jam

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.
by TTM September 6, 2005
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catch me in traffic

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.
by shelly01 August 31, 2006
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Traffic Jam Hips

(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.
Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
by Shizzon November 7, 2008
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