by Me you know August 25, 2025
Get the Fendt Tractor mug.The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
by After Dark February 21, 2021
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by underscoredintheunderscorn May 21, 2025
Get the Tractor mug.Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022
Get the Connecticut Tractor Pull mug.A wild tractor that has been set on a rampage caused by farmers with the intelegence level of a bean. It will seek out the nearest city with sky scrapers and trample them down by running them over with their massive tires. New York City is a hotspot for these deveious tractors due to the massive ammounts of sky scrapers.
by Mczoodles May 17, 2010
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