three hole skier

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

Three-timing

A step up from two-timing.

A person who's seeing three people all at once, whether it's doing the dirty or just a make-out fest.

Person#1: You think she's a hoe. See that bitch over there, she's three-timing her boyfriend and the poor dude doesn't suspect a thing.

Person#2: So she's going out with him... And another guy and another one.

Person#1: Exactly

by Wild-eyes September 7, 2010

I less than three you <3

Less than three is a common way of forming a "<3" or heart symbol. It's used very often online and even more so among social networking, or instant messaging. A mathematic solution for less than three would be:

Solve for i

-3i+9u+9>9

-3i+9u>0

i-3u<0

i<3u

Online its a common way to refer to "love" by saying I <3 you, or I less than 3 you <3, because it looks like a formed heart. <3

I less than three you <3

by Cuddles<3 October 25, 2011

three martini lunch

Alternate Definition:
A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.

Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch

Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.

by AA March 22, 2005

Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.

We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.

by the wicked chica November 18, 2009

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

threesome

When two guys and a girl (typically), or two girls and a guy have sex all three of them together.

Marc and his girlfriend Nina were playing chess at Marc's place. Nina was staring at his deep blue eyes and was getting kinda horny. She leaned over and started kissing him passionately. Marc groped her boobs and started taking off her shirt after a few minutes of that. She ripped his shirt off and undid his pants. She kissed his neck, stomach, and then got down to his dick and gave him a glorious blowjob. He returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. All they wanted left was his cock in her cunt. He banged her until they both orgasmed, at which point his always horny roommate heard them and came over. He got into her asshole and banged her from that side. Nina was overwhealmed and had the greatest orgasm she'd ever experienced. After about half an hour of that they switched so Jonas got her pussy. They got bored of that and ate her out again. After a while Nina felt the need to repay them, so she blowed Jonas while giving Marc a hand job. Then she turned all her attention to Marc have him a blow job while Jonas ate her our her good. Marc needed something to do so he decided to fuck Jonas anally. Then they switched so Jonas fucked Nina, Nina blew Marc and Marc groped Nina. They continued switching positions of this threesome until the sun rose.

by cuddlebear May 28, 2014