tom

a little shit with no friends or loving family.

you are such a tom

by Mrbignonce December 9, 2018

A Tom

Something that hurts you but you like it anyways.

"Anal is such a Tom"

by Katrin Princess November 15, 2006

Toms

Super cool shoes.
Made by a super cool company, called Toms.
For every pair you purchase, they donate a pair to a child in need.

i.e. check out Toms.com

My Toms finally arrived!

by Anna Marie <3 October 16, 2008

tom

A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!

Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.

by LeDuh November 5, 2006

TOM

Touches other men

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone TOMming the other day!
Person 2: Ewww, that's gross!

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

TOM

An acronym used to define "Time of Month" when a female has her menstrual period during the month.

"Oh dear, TOM just revealed himself on my new khakis."

by JackPoon January 5, 2007

Tom Tom

Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.

(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.

by XxBAMFxX June 5, 2009