When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
by Shojonen November 12, 2010
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Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
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Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
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