Todd Kraines

Todd Kraines is an actual person, (not imaginary), and an old family friend of the Kardashians. Todd Kraines is the person Scott Disick pretended to be while prank calling Kris Jenner. The prank was repeated over a period of time, at the end of which it was revealed to Kris that is was Scott calling all along and the real Todd Kraines was brought in as part of the joke.

Person 1: Who the hell is Todd Kraines anyway?

Person 2: An old friend of the Kardashian family, and not actually the one who called Kris Jenner all those times.

Person 1: Let’s Todd Kraines it up and prank call your mom!

by Linguistic artistic April 8, 2022

Todd Hooser

A big head elf white boy

Todd Hooser is such motherfucking elf.

by Princess_Natasha November 11, 2015

Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018

Sweeny Todd

to want to kill someone in the way Sweeny Todd does

I want to Sweeny Todd that bastard so badly.

by HarleyQuinnSnape March 21, 2017

Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

by ButterNips June 8, 2018

Santy Todd

Santy Todd is a negative of Santa Clause who lives in the south pole.

(Day after Christmas)
Guy 1: Did Santa Clause come to your house last night?
Guy 2: No Santy Todd did.

by Santy Todd December 27, 2021