Whiskey Dick

when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick
by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008
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Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.
-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!
by Mark Connor February 11, 2009
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Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum
Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
by Fleeeeeleee August 29, 2015
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whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.
I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty
by merrik5 April 09, 2013
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Whiskey Stain

A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.
"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"
by JudgeETOX June 04, 2009
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whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon
Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.
by Simo82 March 19, 2017
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whiskey goosebumps

When you take a shot of whiskey and you have to swallow it twice, which gives you sweaty teeth and goosebumps all over your body.
Oh wow that one went down well it looks like

No actually, it gave me whiskey goosebumps
by TaintMisbehavin May 24, 2022
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