the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

internet

something your on right now

I'm on the internet

by fluro films June 22, 2017

internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018

internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.

I was an Internet user once...

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

Internet

Life...

You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.

by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017

internet

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

by natalia o June 11, 2018