School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.
Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
by Xesthan March 11, 2014
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Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.
Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!
Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021
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Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
by stubbyelm.png September 9, 2020
Get the School mug.Hell its self where they keep children prizoner and the people that work there are children's worst nightmare and they have celebrations when there's no school (they bug the crap out of there parents)
by Crazycat01 March 7, 2017
Get the school mug.An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.
If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.
by Worker Unit #503,298,545 May 5, 2005
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