verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 07, 2004
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textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).
"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."
by jw80808 December 27, 2008
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Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.
Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?
by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019
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status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 10, 2011
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Dubstep Diarrhea

Extremely explosive diarrhea and it sonds like hardcore dubstep.
Nurse : What's wrong?
Patient : I have dubstep diarrhea.
Nurse : Well... Try to get an iron toilet that the walls block any sound and you'll be fine.
by Bullet Reaper 3 April 16, 2015
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Developer Diarrhea

When a developer has many ideas at the same time.
I just had developer diarrhea
What did you think of
by Mindseye Co. OFFICIAL July 03, 2021
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explosive diarrhea

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet
i had explosive diarrhea
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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