A hooker...
or bed jumper is close to the definition 'Fucking like a rabbit' but with different partners each time.
or bed jumper is close to the definition 'Fucking like a rabbit' but with different partners each time.
by Holly Williamson January 30, 2006
guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.
example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.
example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others
by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006
When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.
Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.
by FourteenAjk13 December 03, 2011
Sex that keeps you in bed for an extended period of time, only getting up to get food or go to the bathroom.
"Where you been the past few days, man?"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
by jodelicious August 10, 2004
An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?
by BrianneNicole January 21, 2009
An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 26, 2010
The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.
by funnylatino January 25, 2012