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Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
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v-time

stands for "vag time"(sex)
Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
by c0ck r0cka November 6, 2007
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slow time

For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.
I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.
by RentMan December 7, 2009
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Rupe Time

A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.
Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.
by Jabraham April 12, 2010
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Knowlesy Time

The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
by mcarse July 11, 2010
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Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.
by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013
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Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.
Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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