A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018
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Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.
by c0ck r0cka November 6, 2007
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For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.
by RentMan December 7, 2009
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Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.
by Jabraham April 12, 2010
Get the Rupe Time mug.The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
by mcarse July 11, 2010
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It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.
20 min passes.
Random: wtf wheres bot?
Random2: remember, botris time.
Random: Lets just start.
1hour passes.
Bot: WTF why you all gone.
20 min passes.
Random: wtf wheres bot?
Random2: remember, botris time.
Random: Lets just start.
1hour passes.
Bot: WTF why you all gone.
by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013
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Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.
I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.
Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.
Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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