Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 07, 2017

Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas

by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 03, 2015

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 08, 2020

Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

by average dick jr May 03, 2016

Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Thunder Thief

A person constantly stealing one's "thunder."

Someone who takes something (like trends or expressions you began - to grabbing the attention) away from you.

Edward stole my expression. He's such a thunder thief.

by Little Lightning July 06, 2009