Black Lie

Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.

Brother: “I hate you so much.”

Me: An obvious black lie... “I love you, too.”

by InnocentReader January 4, 2021

false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

by choopee October 4, 2006

boldface lie

A phrase someone says where they are trying to sound cool but you can clearly tell they are lying.

smart kid: "I totally failed that test"
other kid: "thats a boldface lie"

by maximus190 April 28, 2006

the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.

"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)

by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023

Lie-Splanation

Explaining your previous lies with more lies.

"Trump also whipped out his newest lie-splanation about what he meant during his phone call with Zelensky when he said, 'I would like you to do us a favor, though.'" Stephen Colbert then reads Trump's tweet where he's lie-splaining his previous lie about the meaning of his request to Zelensky: "Read the Transcript! Also, see where I say 'us' (our Country) as opposed to 'me' (meaning me)" Stephen Colbert@thelateshow Dec. 10, 2019 | v=mFau6pKVgkU

by coderiu December 10, 2019