Butt Twist

The impression your rear end or ''butt'' leaves behind when you stand up from being in a seated position on a bed fitted with loose sheets, or a soft couch. It's the disturbance of the fabric of which you were previously seated whether it be a bunching of the sheets in a ''twist-like'' manner, or a simple butt imprint.

1) Person 1: Gets off bed after sitting on it for an extended period of time.
Person 2: Points at the bed, "YO, check out this kid's butt twist!"
2) A paranormal show, like ghost hunters:
"Is there anyone one in this room?"
Takes out infrared cam
"I can tell by the butt twist on that cushioned chair that there is a presence in this room besides myself."

by bbkate_r August 15, 2012

portuguese twist

after a sexual you pull out the wet penis and wring it out, similar to a wet towell

After I fucked Amanda, she gave me a Portuguese twist to help clean me out.

by Ron Carter May 23, 2016

Twisted Trepidations

A series of psychological terror, usually from trauma, dreams, fear of something false, non existing, or a moment that hasn't happened yet. Stops a normal person from participating in their activities, or loss in interest. Leading to different behavior, and loss from reality. Drives people insane.

Employee:" Mr. Prean, wont be joining us today".

Boss:"He sick?"

Employee:" Twisted Trepidations got him awake all night, he didnt look good or himself this morning, he went home."

by Hydrogen peroxide April 29, 2019

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

filipino twist

The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!

Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!

by LancasterLofts November 13, 2020

Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.

*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."

by anonymously irritated July 19, 2020