The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 05, 2012

Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

by Staticash September 03, 2019

Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

by Oxygen Max March 26, 2017

DC Trucker

Wearing a urinal cake in the front pocket of underwear.

It smells like a DC Trucker in the cab of this truck!!

by Acey Deecee March 25, 2022

The Trucker

A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.

Man Im hungry, lucky I got The Trucker with me!

by ChabbaSvettigPung July 23, 2020

mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 20, 2020

trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"

by Gregge September 15, 2017